Tailgating is "any gathering of people outside of a venue in conjunction with an event." Hey, we like to gather. We like events. Sounds freaking awesome! If only there was some kind of event happening this weekend we could gather at.... hmmm. Holy hell! There's some kinda football thing? Good enough!

Fresno State battles Cincinnati to open the season of college footballness. The Bulldogs are favored by 2 1-2. Should be a nice battle. But almost more important: there will be tailgating. What Arthop and Rogue Festival is to Fresno's creatives, tailgating for Bulldog games is to Fresno's sports folks (or something like that).
In fact, a Fresnans place in this town can be defined by their tailgate lot.
WHITE LOT: This is where the "Grey Wave" likes to hang out. Were the Bulldog Tailgate Hall Of Famers rest. This is were Fresno's money players go.
RED/BLUE LOT: These folks have some money too, only it's a little more "new". You'll see more business trying to look important and more people trying to sneak into tents. You might even see a radio personality or two.
PURPLE LOT: This is the AAAs for Bulldog tailgaters. You've got a little bit of money, you're a true fan, but you can't get into the big boys club. Good hang out there though (plus you've got solid bathrooms at the North Gym).
ORANGE LOT: Not even sure where you're at. You enter on Barton off Shaw so we guess you're out by SMC. Boonies. But hey, you can drink "legally" out there so have at it and you get that nice walk through campus before gametime.
BROWN LOT: Where the RV people like to hang out. It's key to get in good with one of these so maybe they'll let you use their toilet. Brown lot (heh hehe heh).
There's your guide somebody Tweet us if they have free beer for blogger. Speaking of check out Bulldog Bounce for all your actual Bulldog team info.
Good luck on the season, Coach Fu Man Chu.
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