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The Fresnan Presents: Dorktown Podcast - Episode 89

Our Fresno inspired podcast has returned with a fresh - yet still fowl - episode for 2011. Bells, Mikey and Producer Becky hang out and talk about stuff like:

• Claim Jumper and Red Robin close.
• Nothing happens in North Clovis.
• "The Morning After" off to a slow start.
• Dorktown's Facebook is embarrassing.
• Walmart's shaking their dicks at Fresno.
• The La Selva Beach Connection is MIA.
• Music break with Fresno's Lezayr.
• Bubba's Gizzard calls in to Dorktown.
• Fresno needs more 24 Hour pharmacies.
• Bells has a new Or Game.
• Fonzy Eyyys.
• Being on Sportsline sparks indifference from Bells and Producer Becky.

Warning: the show is unsafe for children up to 24-years-old and unsuitable for everyone. Also, it's a large file this time and may take a while to download.

Download: dorktown89.mp3

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Dorktown Episode 89 - Walmart Dick Swinging

*Opening music by Trumpet Solo. Contact the show: mike@dorktown.net or bells@dorktown.net

**Help Fresno feed hungry Fresnans by going to Fight Hunger In Fresno and make a donation today!

Fresnans Aren't Waiting To Find Out Walmart Sucks At Math

As you know, Fresno finished second to Salt Lick City in the battle for Walmart's money. But, Fresno still has a shot at the million. Walmart started making up some shit rules on the last day of the contest, deciding all the mass "lik-ing" wouldn't count. Dicks.

Hopefully, when the final count is done on Wednesday, SLC will be proven bigger cheaters than us and Fresno will get a million bucks to feed its hungry. But, some awesome Fresnans aren't waiting around for Walmart's ass. They started this website: fightinghungerfresno.org to try and gather money without any big-box store marketing campaigns. Just go to the website and join fellow Fresnans raising money for food.

If you would like to help in person, Fresno's Community Food Bank is having a fundraiser Tuesday. From 7am to 6pm they will be on the Southwest corner of Blackstone and Shaw at 4880 N. First Street (just South of Shaw) taking food donations and any money you can spare.

You gotta love Fresno's small-town style in times like this.