Attention lame non-nerdy Fresnans. If you're out around six or seven tonight, you might notice something: nerd-free streets. That's because we will all be at the Save Mart Center for this... Giant Yoda:
Yes! The Star Wars concert is here! It's going to be the best thing since Anakin wasted all those Sandpeople (wow, dark).
We wish we could tell you there's an awesome Star Wars bar in Fresno to do your pre-partying at but since Heroes doesn't have a bar, we're out of luck. But really nowhere is going to be a better pre-party spot than the droid-hater bar: Mos Eisley Cantina. That shit will be going off, right up until the jump to lightspeed to SMC (except if your name is Greedo... he will not be having a good time. "Coona tchuta Solo?").
Big ass screen. Big ass live orchestra. Star Wars gear. Nerds. What's not to like? Wonder if the Star Wars Orchestra will pull out the best Star Wars song of all time...