This concept wasn't dreamed up by some Central Coaster wanting to make a buck off our Pismo loving asses. It was birthed by the same Fresnan that came up with Tahoe Joe's and Yosemite Ranch - we sense a Fresnan favorite destinations theme here. A "Vegas Joe's" and "Frisco's" can't be far behind.
So with all these Fresnan loving themes, why not just cut to the chase and open up a place called "Fresno's"?
[stroking beard] Yeahhh, Fresno's, kinda like the sound of that. But what would this place have on the menu? On the walls? What would the building look like? Hummm...
THE MENU
- Tri-Tip (duh)
- Tacos (double duh)
- Tri-Tip Tacos
- Sushi Rolls (yes it sounds weird with tip and tacos but Fresno loves sushi).
- Sweet Potato Fries (as the Taste Fresno Cookbook thread tells us, they are also big here)
- Pancakes (we love going out to breakfast - all that sitting through church does get us hungry)
- Drinks with names like a "Blackstone", a "180 Gap", a "Van Ness Extension" and a "Fig Garden Loop" - hey, those sound like Fresno sex positions too. Neat.
THE ATMOSPHERE
- Pop Laval pictures everywhere.
- A bar area with a key elements of Bulldog Stadium, Radcliffe Stadium and Chuckchansi Park, woven into it somehow.
- An Underground Gardens themed private party room that mirrors the actual dinning area of the Underground Gardens.
- A Storyland style children's play area.
THE EXTERIOR
- A replica of The Water Tower sticking out of the building somewhere.
- Above the front entrance is small version of the Tower Theatre marquee.
- A canal running behind it.
- That OG mural on the front wall of the airport terminal, displayed on the outside somewhere.
- The Fresno Sign framing the outdoor patio with various fruit trees throughout the landscaping.
There ya go, sounds like a pretty damn awesome place to hang out if ya ask us. I'm sure things could be added to "Fresno's" though... Yes?
