You know what, Sun? It's fall, stop it with the overheating. You had your fun in Fresno all summer long, ya yellow bastard. Time to pull it back a bit.
And we are seasoned Fresnans that prefer an August day to a January one of high fog and no sun. We can handle the heat. But, this is ridiculous. Our body clock is not prepared for this late September heatwave and we're at the breaking point.
Kopi says (he's got the exclusive deal with the sun to do 10 forecasts, dontcha know) we can expect this until next week. I don't know if we can make it.
Somebody open Wild Water the hell back up or something.
