Did you know that Fuzio in River Park is going to be a Subway? Yeah, seriously. How cheezy, River Park, how herb n' cheezy.
Well, maybe it will be like the ultimate Subway with extra special footlongs. You know, like the Las Vegas Boulevard McDonalds is just a little better than a regular McDonalds, or something.
Unfortunately for River Park they have no choice but to open themselves up to bland businesses like Subway (sorry Jared) because it ain't happenin' there. If you walk around long enough, you'll find plenty of boarded up storefronts around RP... plus you'll find that they sent the V out for repairs.
Blame poor RP management, overpriced rent, economy, Fresnans, Pinedale, Pat Hill's Fu Manchu, whatever, River Park's instability all came to light this week when some dweeb posted some ways on how to save River Park (ways that sounded suspiciously like ones to save some other mall). Then Fresno blogoshpere characters chimed in with their wit and, as a result, we finally got our very own Bloggiest Moment of the Week.
We almost feel sorry for River Park...almost.
