I guess the battle is over then. Now I just feel sad for our made up Oregon sister city. Business Week has determined that Portland is America's Unhappiest City. "The most heavily weighted factors were the depression, suicide, jobs (unemployment and job loss), and crime rates." says Business Week. Now, this guy disagrees, but we're not listening to him.
So, even if you try to steal our creative peeps or out-cheese our furniture commercials, you're still more depressed then we are, Portlanders. Awww. Cheer up kids. You can always move to sunny and happy Fresno.
