Hey. You. Stop trying to play the guitar!
Every douche in town plays the guitar. That's all there is, shitty guitarist and bass players that gave up the guitar. That's why there is a serious drummer shortage in Fresno. Just ask Fresno's The Aircrash:
I'm tellin' ya, Guitar Guy, take up the drums if you want to get work...not that great for chicks, but you'll get work.
