Refried Post: Kevin Federline comes back to Fresno... well Clovis anyway

As reported by The Hive via TMZ, Fresno's native Papa Zao does come home [In previous interviews, Kevin implied he doesn't come back anymore]. The pics show K-Fed at Clovis restaurant, Japanese Kitchen, with his girlfriend along with his Brit-toddlers.

Sure, it could be that Kevin was just up visiting his family, but I like to think he finally read my open letter to him that was written after he and Brit broke up. I think it still holds up. Get your tissue box out for this one:

It is time to come home, Kevin. Come home to Fresno, Kevin. Yes, we called you Kevin because we know you've never liked K-Fed. We understand it offends you. Fresno won't call you by it anymore.

          Come home Kevin.

We forgive you. Forgive you for leaving Fresno and disrespecting it every chance you got. We understand. Every Fresno native does it when they first leave. It's just something that is done.

Come home Kevin.

You tried Kevin. You left the small pond for the big one. You did, you tried. Bless your little wigger-baby-making heart, you tried. You even got the hottest country girl since Gilligan Island's Mary Ann. It is over now.

Come home Kevin.

It will be fun. You'll see. All of Fresno's nightlife will be yours. The Silver Dollar, Elbow Room, Livingstones, Dirty Olive, World Sports, you will never need to buy yourself a beer ever again. Fresnan's just won't let you. We're like that.

Come home Kevin.

You ARE Fresno Famous Kevin. You need to be on the valley's floor. You need Fresno right now.

Kevin. Come home.

And now, because we've completely forgotten the awesomeness: