Now that we've got all that amazingly cool stuff out of the way, it's time to decide some real issues. Something that should be important to every Fresnan. Which mascot is better: Freddie Falcon or Timeout? Sorry Parker, you just haven't been around long enough.
One. Two. Three. BATTLE!
- Freddie is a bird of prey. Timeout is a canine of laziness.
- Timeout was all yoked out and is now back to being kinda silly. Freddie put fear into young children but is now all big bird-ey - still kinda scary.
- The real Timeout has a Myspace page. Freddie thinks Myspace is stupid but is on it anyway.
- Freddie is pretty good on skates. Timeout is pretty good with cheerleaders.
- Timeout works all over campus and lives in a doghouse. Freddie is part of Downtown's revitalization and has a nest in Selland Arena's rafters.
- Freddie's main rival is a condor. Timeout's is a blue bronco named "Buster" - Buster is third on the Mascot Power rankings... seriously.
Winner after you click and continue...
It's TIMEOUT! Although I do love a good hockey mascot like Freddie, Timeout wins because... geez, I just realized this blog gets stupid sometimes. No, but really, congratulations to Timeout, I'm sure this battle was important to him and his tongue.
