Because we love new segments here at The Fresnan: "BATTLES". We take two similar Fresno things and have them battle - Valley Floor style bitch! - I don't know what that means either.
Our first combatants: Channel 24's Rich Rodriguez and ABC 30's Warren Armstrong.
- Warren gets to gaze upon Graciela while at work. Rich gets to see Stefani Boo' check breasts.
- Warren has been a Fresno Famous person. Rich is famous for singing in local karaoke bars.
- Warren has a full head of hair. Oh, wait, so does Rich.
- Warren is rumored to have read the Fresnan. Rich is a Crime Stopper.
- Warren is from Wooster, Ohio. Rich is a valley boy (Exeter).
Well hell, this is a even match. Rich is from here and is a pretty good singer (I've heard him, he's not bad). But Warren pops up on Fresno's blogsphere...we like that. Results after you click below.
WINNER: WARREN ARMSTRONG. Sorry Rich. Getting to work next to Graciela is just to strong.