In this video, Fresno's police chopper looks for a dude that somebody thought they saw walking through their backyard. They find nothing.
Did you notice something? You can't see shit. The light seems to make it worse. It's what we always suspected: just hide under a tree and you're invisible to the bird. Good to know. Good to know. And don't let them fool you when they get on the loudspeaker "We see you Mr. Burglar. You stay right there, guy, cause we totally know where you're at." They don't know where you're at.
Thanks for regularly waking us up for nothing, Mr. Ghettobird.
[Video from jbmendoza24]