Tragic. Simply tragic. Fresno strip club, City Lights, got its liquor license suspended on Friday. There's a good joke in there somewhere, I just can't think of a defining one:
- When City Lights Management was told the news, they were immediately forced to raise their diet coke prices 900 percent.
- The bar in the Airport Holiday Inn is looking into installing a stripper pole to help keep the balance.
- No liquor at a strip club? That's like no beer at Bulldog Stadium... oh wait.
- There's no WAY K-Fed is coming back to Fresno now.
- First the Falcons, now this?
- Why didn't Fresno pull their License to Suck?
- How are the women supposed to look hot if I'm not drunk and how are they going to act like they like me if they're sober?
- Dammit! Now I can't use the old line "I just go there to have a couple drinks, I never look at the girls."
Alright, maybe I can't think of a good one at all. Write something better in the comments. Please.
